| In Prison... | You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell |
| At Work... | You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle |
| In Prison... | You get three meals a day |
| At Work... | You only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for |
| In Prison... | You get time off for good behavior |
| At Work... | You get rewarded for good behavior with more work |
| In Prison... | A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you |
| At Work... | You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself |
| In Prison... | You can watch tv and play games |
| At Work... | You get fired for watching tv and playing games |
| In Prison... | You get your own toilet |
| At Work... | You have to share |
| In Prison... | They allow your family and friends to visit |
| At Work... | You cannot even speak to your family and friends |
| In Prison... | All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required |
| At Work... | You get to pay all the expenses to go to work
and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners |
| In Prison... | You spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out |
| At Work... | You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars |
| In Prison... | There are wardens who are often sadistic |
| At Work... | They are called managers |