Red Neck Computer Terms

LOGON Making a wood stove hotter
LOGOFF Dont add no more wood
MONITOR Keeping an eye on the wood stove
DOWNLOAD Gettin the farwood off the truk
MEGA HERTZ When yer not keerful gettin the farwood
FLOPPY DISK Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood
RAM That thar thing whut splits farwood
HARD DRIVE Gittin home in the winter time
PROMPT Whut the mail ain't in the winter time
WINDOWS Whut to shut when it's cold outside
SCREEN Whut to shut when it's black fly season
BYTE Whut dem dang flys do to you
CHIP Munchies fer the TV
MICRO CHIP Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag
MODEM Whut ya do to the hay fields
DOT MATRIX Old Dan Matrix's wife
LAP TOP Whar the kitty sleeps
kEYBOARD Whar ya hang da dang truk keys
SOFTWARE Them dang plastic forks an knifes
MOUSE Whut eats da grain in the barn
MOUSE PAD That's hippie talk fur the mousehole
MAIN FRAME Holds up da barn ruf
PORT Fancy Flatlander wine
ENTER Northerner talk fer "Come on in, Y'all"
RAMDOM ACCESS MEMORY When ya cant member whut ya paid fer the rifle