| LOGON | Making a wood stove hotter |
| LOGOFF | Dont add no more wood |
| MONITOR | Keeping an eye on the wood stove |
| DOWNLOAD | Gettin the farwood off the truk |
| MEGA HERTZ | When yer not keerful gettin the farwood |
| FLOPPY DISK | Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood |
| RAM | That thar thing whut splits farwood |
| HARD DRIVE | Gittin home in the winter time |
| PROMPT | Whut the mail ain't in the winter time |
| WINDOWS | Whut to shut when it's cold outside |
| SCREEN | Whut to shut when it's black fly season |
| BYTE | Whut dem dang flys do to you |
| CHIP | Munchies fer the TV |
| MICRO CHIP | Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag |
| MODEM | Whut ya do to the hay fields |
| DOT MATRIX | Old Dan Matrix's wife |
| LAP TOP | Whar the kitty sleeps |
| kEYBOARD | Whar ya hang da dang truk keys |
| SOFTWARE | Them dang plastic forks an knifes |
| MOUSE | Whut eats da grain in the barn |
| MOUSE PAD | That's hippie talk fur the mousehole |
| MAIN FRAME | Holds up da barn ruf |
| PORT | Fancy Flatlander wine |
| ENTER | Northerner talk fer "Come on in, Y'all" |
| RAMDOM ACCESS MEMORY | When ya cant member whut ya paid fer the rifle |