| 1. | A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. |
| 2. | Do I look like a fucking people person? |
| 3. | This isn't and office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. |
| 4. | I started out with nothing....and I still have most of it left. |
| 5. | I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. |
| 6. | If I throw a stick, will you leave? |
| 7. | And just how may I fuck you over today? |
| 8. | And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...? |
| 9. | I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up. |
| 10. | I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. |
| 11. | I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. |
| 12. | One of us is thinking about sex....OK, it's me. |
| 13. | I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? |
| 14. | I just want revenge. Is that so wrong? |
| 15. | It's sick the way you people keep having sex without me. |
| 16. | I work 40 hours a week to be this poor. |
| 17. | Okay, okay, I take it back! UnFuck you! |
| 18. | Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? |
| 19. | you look like shit. Is that the style now? |
| 20. | Earth is full. Go home. |
| 21. | I thought I wanted a career, turns out all I wanted was paychecks. |
| 22. | It ain't the size, it's...no, it's the size. |
| 23. | I majored in liberals arts. Will that be for here or to go? |