| LOG ON: | How to make a wood stove hot |
| LOG OFF: | Don't add no more wood |
| MONITOR: | Keeping an eye on the wood stove |
| DOWNLOAD: | Gittin the farwood off'n the truk |
| MEGA HERTZ: | When you're not careful gittin the farwood off'n the truk |
| FLOPPY DISC: | Whatcha git from trying to tote too much farwood |
| RAM: | Animal what butts ya when you bend over |
| HARD DRIVE: | Gittin home in the winter |
| WINDOWS: | What to shut when its cold outside |
| SCREEN | Whut to shut when its black fly season |
| BYTE: | Whut the black flies do |
| CHIP: | Found behind cows |
| MICRO CHIP: | Found behind real small cows |
| MODEM: | What ya do to the hay fields |
| DOT MATRIX: | Old Dan Matrix's wife |
| LAP TOP: | Whar the cat sleeps |
| KEYBOARD | Whar ya hang the truk keys |
| SOFTWARE: | Good softner in da washin' machine |
| MOUSE: | What eats the grain in da barn |
| MOUSE PAD: | Hippie talk for mouse hole |
| MAINFRAME: | Holds up the barn roof |
| PORT: | Fancy flatlander wine |
| ENTER: | Yankee talk fer 'C'mon in Y'all' |
| CLICK: | What ya hear when ya cock yer gun |
| DOUBLE CLICK: | Sound caused by cocking a double-barrel shotgun |
| REBOOT: | What ya gotta do right before bedtime when ya forgot that the cats still out. |
| Ethernet: | Used to catch the Etherbunny |