I Upgraded my computer from
GirlFriend 7.0
to
Wife 1.0
Dear Technical Support,
Last year I upgraded my computer from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and
noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up
a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was
included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself
into all other programs and launches during system initialisation, where it
monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3,
Drunken Boys' Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing
the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the
background while attempting to run some of my other favourite applications.
I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but un-install does not
work on this programme.
Can you help me, please!!!
Thanks!
Dear Sir,
This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a
primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend .0 to Wife 1.0
with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT"
programme. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to
run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and
still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your
system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.
It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program files from the
system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife
1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0
or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look
in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support." I recommend you
keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed
myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General
Partnership Faults (GPF's). You must assume all responsibility for faults
and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course
of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGISE. In any case avoid
excessive use of the "Esc" key because ultimately you will have to give the
APOLOGISE command before the operating system will return to normal. The
system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPF's.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying
additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend
Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not, under any circumstances, install
Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for
Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating
system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support.