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| 1. | Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people--whether they are employed or not. |
| 2. | At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil. |
| 3. | Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one. |
| 4. | Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society. |
| 5. | It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. |
| 6. | When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish. |
| 7. | If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22. |
| 8. | Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement. |
| 9. | Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape. |
| 10. | Bad guys are notoriously bad shots. They couldn't hit a good guy with an oozy and 5 spare clips from 10 meters. |
| 11. | Good buys, on the other hand are fantastic shots. |
| 12. | All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her. |
| 13. | All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread. |
| 14. | It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down. |
| 15. | Once applied, lipstick will never rub off--even while scuba diving. |
| 16. | You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home. |
| 17. | Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do. |
| 18. | The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris. |
| 19. | A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. |
| 20. | If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long. |
| 21. | If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear. |
| 22. | Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now. |
| 23. | Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments. |
| 24. | All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off. |
| 25. | A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. |
| 26. | If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps. |
| 27. | Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite. |
| 28. | When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English. |