| Golden Retriever: | The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? | Border Collie: | Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. | Dachshund: | You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! | Rottweiler: | Make me. | Boxer: | Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. | Lab: | Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! | German Shepherd: | I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. | Jack Russell Terrier: | I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. | Old English Sheep Dog: | Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb! | Cocker Spaniel: | Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. | Chihuahua: | Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb." | Greyhound: | It isn't moving. Who cares? | Australian Shepherd: | First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... | Poodle: | I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. |