Five Surgeons Were Talking...
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing
their work. The first said, "I think accountants are the
easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything
inside is numbered."
The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to
operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in
alphabetical order."
The Third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open
them up and everything inside is color-coded."
The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're
heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their
butts are interchangeable."
Fifth surgeon said, "I like Engineers...they always
understand when you have a few parts left over at the end..."