| 1. | The mouse is referred to as a "critter." |
| 2. | The keyboard is camouflaged. |
| 3. | There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive. |
| 4. | There is a gunrack mounted on the CPU. |
| 5. | The password is "bubba." |
| 6. | The numeric keypad only goes up to six. |
| 7. | Outgoing faxes have beer stains on them. |
| 8. | The printer goes really slow since Bubba don't read too fast. |
| 9. | The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them. |
| 10. | The menus all have Budweiser, Black Label, and Old Milwaukee options. |
| 10. | Jeff Foxworthy *.wavs. |
| 11. | The moniter is up on blocks. |
| 12. | Seven blue ticks hounds under the desk. |
| 13. | Deer jerky in the desk drawer. |
| 14. | The screen saver consists of pictures of Ned Beatty with dueling banjos playing in the background. |
| 15. | The six front keys have rotted out. |
| 16. | John Deer Pocket Protectors. |
| 17. | Your Christmas MIDI music Jingle Bells sounds like this. |