| In Oklahoma, | dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate on private property in groups of three or more. |
| In Minnesota, | it is illegal to cross state lines with duck on your head. |
| In Maine, | It is illegal to walk down a street with your shoelaces untied. |
| In Los Angeles, | it is unlawful to hunt for moths under a street light. |
| In Pennsylvania, | it is illegal for a man to purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife. |
| In Alaska, | it is illegal to look at a moose from the window of an aircraft or another flying vehicle. It is also illegal to push a live moose out of a moving aircraft. |
| In Nebraska, | a parent can be arrested if his or her child can't hold a back a burp during a church service. While in Alabama it is illegal to wear a false moustache which causes laughter in church. |
| In Idaho, | a citizen is forbidden by law to give another citizen a box of candy that weights more than 50 lbs. |
| In Texas, | it is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. |
| In Huntington West Virginia, | it's legal to beat your wife so long as it's done in public on a Sunday-and on the courthouse steps. |
| In Ohio, | women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public. |
| In North Dakota, | it is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. |
| In Vermont, | by law everybody must take at least one bath a week. |
| In Kirkland, Illinois, | a law forbids bees from flying over the town. |
| In Michigan, | a man legally owns his wife's hair. |
| In Iowa, | it is illegal for a kiss to last more than five minutes. |
| In Kentucky, | it is illegal to carry an ice-cream cone in your pocket. |
| In Washington, | state, all lollipops are banned. |
| In Florida, | an unmarried woman may not parachute on Sunday. |
| In Providence, Rhode Island, | no store is allow to sell a toothbrush on Sunday. But they can sell toothpaste and mouthwash on the Sabbath. |
| In Atlanta Georgia, | it is forbidden to dress a mannequin without first pulling down the window blinds. It is also illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp. |
| In Kansas, | it is against the law to catch fish with your bare hands. |
| In Milwaukee, | residents must keep pet elephants on a leash while walking them on public streets. |
| In Atwoodville, Connecticut, | it is illegal to play Scrabble while waiting for a politician to speak. |
| In Muncie, Indiana, | it is illegal to carry fishing tackle in a cemetery. |
| In New York, | a fine of $25 may still be levied for flirting. This old law prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking at a woman in that way. A second conviction for this offense requires the offender to wear a pair of racehorse blinders whenever he goes out. |
| In Louisiana, | it is illegal to gargle in public. |
| In Massachusetts, | mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches. |
| In Chico California, | you can be fined up to $500 for detonating a nuclear device within the city limits! |