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Blonde Jokes A collection of not so reverent Blonde Jokes.
Thoughts...
CopyRite
Prison & Work
When Engineers think too much about Christmas
Theology of Toys
Red Neck Computer Terms
Personals Motto's and Sayings
Computer Owned by Redneck...
Technology for Country Folk Computer terms as interpreted by country folk
Program 'Wife 01' I Upgraded my computer from GirlFriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
National Friendship Week What goes around, comes around
Dealing with Doctors Some general rules for dealing with doctors.
Things We Learn at the Movies Things we learn while sitting and watching.
Only in America
Dr. Seuss Jokes
Rural Australian Computer Terms
Cows and Politics
How to be a Cultist
Revocation of Independence
Where do Specifications come from?   Specifications are forever.
Application to Join the Mafia   Everybody should join
Color and Words Checks for Left-Right Brain Dominance
Leader I must find them...
Aliens The government 'officially' does believes that aliens do/can exist.
Cold Enough to Freeze the Balls off a brass monkey       Its really true, use the Internet to verify
The mottos of each of our states I told you some of these were irreverent.
How do you... Just read it.
Its Tough Being a Man!!! Why Women Live Longer
Presidents Similarities between Lincoln and Kennedy
Rules Rules from the Men's Point of View
Ovibuos Read this, its neat
Things youd like to say... Things your like to say but probably shouldn't
True Facts About the 1500's True Facts About the 1500's
Brain Cramps Did I really say that?
Parts Return Letter Company upset at you returning a part
Changes in Company Policy Changes in Company Policy reguarding vacation, sick leave, etc.
What is Denatured Alcohol... 'Why is the Sky Blue?' and other questions answered
Why did the chicken cross the road? Different theories on the subject
Why are Men Happier than Women A List of Reasons
The Road Not Taken ...and counterpoints
Hollywood Squares Things said during the show
How to talk to an actual human Don't you just hate automated answering
Bet you didn't know this abour Santa's reindeer. Obviously another cover-up.
Interesting Facts Here are some interesting true facts
Elephant Jokes You remember them from a long time ago
Two Liners 00 How did, Who did, etc.
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Here are some answers classified by breed.
How to simulate being a sailor How to simulate being a sailor
WD-40 What is the history of WD-40
More old-time information Where some old terms come from.
Final Test and you thought your tests were hard!!!
33 Ways to Tick People Off     Wanna make people mad...here's some ideas
Support Fees How much should you charge when people....
HTML Syntax Listing Syntax listing for HTML v3.2
Installing Software A 12-step program for installing software < - - - -
Courtroom Speech Some of the stupidest things get said in court.
Computers on TV 25 Things You Learn About Computers on TV
HTML Color Hex This is a chart showing the hexidecimal colors for HTML programming.
HTML color names This chart shows the names of the HTML colors.
Twas the night... A politically correct Christmas story.
Translations Great Moments in Translations
Five Surgeons Five surgeons were talking about operations
Computer One-Liners One-Liners dealing with computers.
Questions Simple, thoughtful questions
Fortune Cookie Thoughts Thoughts for the Day...
Red Neck Your computer might be owned by a redneck if...
Thoughts for the Day Email me your thoughts for addition.

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